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John’s CNY Open House.

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It was my first invited open house of the year after I came back from Penang. We were all very excited because we get to wear leng leng to look leng chai and leng lui and take many many photos. That’s what we always like.

We were kinda late to his house because we all stayed up very late the previous night. It has been 3 straight nights we hung out till morning. Haha. Here are the pictures we took.

The Group

Pik Kaye

As we were all eating our 2nd time, John was showing all kinds of faces because he knew I was taking photos of him. Such a poser. Hahaha. Since he love playing with his own face, I tried the continuous shot in my DSLR and this is wat I got, John enjoying 1 satay stick like he never had it for years.

Shu Wei, Me and Zi Yin

Did you just see what I see?!?!?! OMG, just look how many spare tyres she has. By the way, it’s not a he. It’s a she according to kaye. I think because someone called her name which is a girl’s name. She must have been eating alot since her first existense on earth. Haha. More pictures will be up soon.

p.s: Not all pictures were taken by me. It just happen that we share each other’s DSLR and the pictures got mixed up.

Welcome!!

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Harlo readers!!

I finally done setting up this blog, I spend 4-5 days of my holiday not going anywhere to get this done. I hope you guys enjoy this new blog.

The new layout of this blog is temperory as I’m still looking for a nicer and more elegant layout. Many of the layouts are still not compatible to my wordpress software because it’s very new.

One more thing, there are some errors in the previous post which I cannot solve like minimised fonts, stacking photos. I’m not gonna spend time solving those erros. Just ignore it. Look forward.xD

Thanks again for reading. Hope you come back for more.

Bangkok?? I just had a Bang-Cock.

| Posted in Craps, Humour |

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One day during class in college, harn come over to me and asked me:

Harn: Eh howard, What’s the capital of thailand?

GCK: Capital of thailand??

Harn: Ya, capital of thailand. Quickly tell me lar, I wanna know!!

GCK: Oh ya, Bangkok!!

Once I said Bangkok, harn’s hand just came swinging from below so fast and just Banged my cock so hard. I was like What The F**k. His fist directly landed on both my sperm factory (testicles). It hurts like hell and continued by a tummy ache. Only guys know how does it feel like when their testicles are hurt.

Go try this trick to your male friends. For females, don’t try that to strangers, they might think your asking for something. Haha.

Why Jamaicans are the fastest??

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During the recent olympics, Usain Bolt just broke the world record of the fastest runner. As you always notice, most of the winners of running events were always runners from kenya, jamaica ,africa and countries around there. I’m not criticising about their skin colour here, I’m just trying to make a statement from my opinion.

Ever wonder how Usain Bolt did it?

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“I’m gonna run 30m backwards and call my girlfirend from Kingston”
Photos taken from yahoo. Credits to yahoo.

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“oh yeah, can the world see my 6 packs? See now or never.”
Photos taken from yahoo. Credits to yahoo.

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“I like to celebrate 30m away from the finish line”
Photos taken from p2radio. Credits to him

Here’s my point. Well, back in their home, they have to face wild animals in the jungle like cheetahs, lions and tigers almost everyday. Once they come contact with those wild animals, they will go like:

“Tolong, tolong, ada harimau dan singa belakang mau makan buntut hi**m saya.”
translation
“Help, help, there’s a tiger and lion behind chasing to eat off my bl**k ass.”
After 10 years

“Makanlah buntut saya kalau you boleh!!”
translation
“Trying biting off my ass now as if you can, loser!!”

But guess what, they have the least death rate eaten my wild animals. As a result, most of them ran away for their life which means they can run faster than the fastest animals in the world. Imagine how fast is that. Haha. In conclusion, Jamaicans are truly the fastest runner.

p.s: I’m not colour-cist and racist due to the censored words and never say these “Trying biting off my ass now as if you can, loser!!” to wild animals if you can’t ran like jamaicans.

The Curse of The Slipped Artist.

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All artist look cool on stage when they performed right. All their fans will go like:

“Ahhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”

“Take me home!!!!!!!”

“I love you!!!!!!!!”

“Did you saw that, he just looked at me.(screams)”

Now, lets look at the other side of the artists. Imagine if they fell on stage or slipped on stage. Hahahaha, even I’m laughing now when I’m writing this post. Many people have been waiting to see their idol fall on stage or done something real embarrasing.

Guess what, I found some cool videos on youtube to show you guys how funny is it when your idol fell on stage.

In conclusion after watching it, even aritst can fall down like us.

Pea-Cock.

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Right after we crossed to the other section of the bird park. We saw waterfalls and many nice landscapes. I couldn’t resist but to take the mini waterfall in the bird park.

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Let get straight to the point of this post. Have you ever wondered how peacocks mate? According to their name, I assume their cock is a size of a pea. Lol. Here are some pea-cock pictures. It took me long enough to wait for it to open its feathers. Appreciate it.

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My best piece among all the photos. xD

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That’s all for the pictures from the KL bird park trip. Thx. xD.

P.s: If you don’t like my pictures, you can just give some critics to it by leaving it into the comment box. But under one condition, give me some tips and advice on how to improve my photography. Don’t just insult my pictures for no reason. Thx.